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inhalers:

tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with

isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time

kanyewesticle:

OMG I JUST FOUND OUT THAT SPEAKING TO YOUR PLANTS ONLY HELPS BECAUSE YOU’RE BREATHING CARBON DIOXIDE ONTO IT OMG I HAVE THOUGHT THAT TALKING TO THEM  JUST KINDA WORKED BECAUSE YOU WERE BEING NICE AND ENCOURAGED THEM AND SUPPORTED THEM EMOTIONALLY

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

lacigreen:

welp.

lacigreen:

welp.

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes